eviction may 7th

So we are being forced out of this house on may 7th at 5pm. Luckily my last final is prior to this time or I'd be bringing quite a large amount of luggage to my marketing exam. There are so my problems which have been generated because we can't live in this house next semester. Where am I going to park my car? I absolutely need my car up at school and I refuse to pay $90 a month at cedarbrook to park. I am going have to end up parking the thing miles away which is really annoying because I'll never be able to drive anywhere without a hassle. A larger issue however is storage dilemmas. I have a couch, table, bed and other miscellaneous items which obviously cannot fit in my car. I need to bring this stuff to my apartment next semester but I can't store it in the house which is just utterly ridiculous. This community has not only ruined my fraternity and half my junior year of college has created systemic risk! I feel like the market when Lehman Brothers and Bear Sterns failed. Not only did those individuals firms go under but they caused so much drama and horror throughout all of the economy. I can't afford to pay for storage and parking over the summer and such. Thanks AEPI nationals I really appreciate it, assholes. Sorry for partying.